Hey Upper East Siders, ever wondered which Gossip Girl character matches your vibe? Well, XOXO, it’s time to find out! Gossip Girl brought us iconic characters, drama we lived for, and outfits that still inspire #moodboards.
But if you've ever felt like you're a bit Serena with a side of Blair, we’ve got a way to finally settle it. Let’s mix things up with a fun twist—Chinese Zodiac style. Ready to discover which Upper East Sider totally matches your zodiac energy? Let’s go!
Rat (Born: 1996, 1984, 1972) Serena van der Woodsen
Charming, magnetic, and always the center of attention—sounds familiar? You’re basically the Serena of your squad. Like a true Rat, you're clever, resourceful, and people just can’t stay away from your vibe. You’ve got that effortless cool factor that turns heads everywhere you go. Plus, Rats are known for their quick thinking, just like Serena dodging every Upper East Side scandal!
Ox (Born: 1997, 1985, 1973) Dan Humphrey
The Ox is all about hard work, determination, and keeping it low-key—just like Lonely Boy himself. As an Ox, you’re super reliable, and once you set your mind to something, there’s no stopping you. Even when people don’t get your vibe at first, you stay true to yourself, much like how Dan carved out his own space in a world that never really felt like his. Bonus points if you’re secretly a poet or writer!
Tiger (Born: 1998, 1986, 1974) Blair Waldorf
Big Tiger energy means fierce leadership and always getting what you want, and let’s be real—who does that better than Blair Waldorf? Tigers are bold, competitive, and never back down from a challenge, which screams Queen B. Whether you're running the school or orchestrating an epic takedown, you bring that unstoppable drive that makes people sit up and notice. Crowns not included, but totally deserved.
Hare (Born: 1999, 1987, 1975) Nate Archibald
Sweet, sensitive, and low-key the dreamboat of the zodiac, Hares are just like Nate. You’re all about keeping the peace and avoiding drama, which is honestly so refreshing in the GG world. Nate’s loyalty and big heart reflect the Hare's gentle nature. Plus, you always manage to stay above the drama, even when everyone else is getting dragged into it.
Dragon (Born: 2000, 1988, 1976) Chuck Bass
Dragons are born leaders with a flair for the dramatic—and you definitely know how to make an entrance like Chuck Bass. You’re powerful, ambitious, and honestly, people are just drawn to your intensity. You’ve got that commanding presence that demands attention, and just like Chuck, you're not afraid to take risks or fight for what you want. Your confidence? Unmatched.
Snake (Born: 2001, 1989, 1977) Georgina Sparks
Oh, you’re a Snake? Buckle up, because you’ve got that alluring and mysterious Georgina energy. Snakes are known for their cleverness, charm, and ability to adapt to any situation, even if that means stirring up major drama. You keep people guessing, and just when they think they've got you figured out, you pull another wild move. It’s all part of the plan, right?
Horse (Born: 2002, 1990, 1978) Jenny Humphrey
As a Horse, you're independent, energetic, and always chasing after your dreams, just like Jenny. You don’t wait for opportunities to come to you—you create them, even if that means shaking things up along the way. Horses are free spirits, and you’re all about doing your own thing, even if it doesn’t follow the rules. Whether you’re breaking into the fashion world or making a name for yourself, you’re unstoppable.
Goat (Born: 2003, 1991, 1979) Vanessa Abrams
Creative, compassionate, and always sticking to your beliefs—that’s Goat energy in a nutshell, and it’s basically Vanessa. You’re all about authenticity, and like Vanessa, you’re not afraid to stand up for what’s right, even if it means being the odd one out in a world full of fakes. You’re the artsy one in the friend group, always pushing boundaries and staying true to your values.
Monkey (Born: 2004, 1992, 1980) Lily van der Woodsen
Monkeys are super clever, adaptable, and have a way of getting what they want—just like Lily. You’re the mastermind behind the scenes, always a few steps ahead of everyone else. People might not always understand your methods, but you always land on top. Plus, you’ve got that sophisticated and savvy energy that makes everyone look up to you.
Rooster (Born: 2005, 1993, 1981) Eric van der Woodsen
Roosters are honest, reliable, and incredibly brave, much like Eric. You’re the one your friends can always count on for support and advice, and you’re not afraid to stand up for yourself when the time comes. While others are caught up in drama, you’re quietly making moves and staying true to who you are. You may not always be in the spotlight, but you’re a vital part of the story.
Dog (Born: 2006, 1994, 1982) Dorota Kishlovsky
Dogs are loyal, honest, and protective, just like our girl Dorota. You’re the ultimate ride-or-die, always looking out for the people you care about and making sure everything runs smoothly. While you might not be the main character of the drama, you’re the one everyone relies on to hold things together behind the scenes. Low-key the hero of the story!
Pig (Born: 2007, 1995, 1983) Rufus Humphrey
Pigs are generous, kind-hearted, and have a deep sense of loyalty—just like Rufus. You’re all about your friends and family, and you’d do anything to support them. You’ve got that chill, easygoing vibe, but when push comes to shove, you’re not afraid to step up and be the voice of reason. Pigs are known for being warm and loving, and you bring that energy into every relationship.
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